dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
Dylan Sprouse strikes again
More favourite Percy Jackson quotes.
'Girls just wanna have fun' Supernatural version
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
when albums have songs that fade into each other
when it’s on shuffle and the next song isn’t right
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine